Wait…before this goes any further, I need you to answer one question. And I need you to answer it honestly: Are you in “incognito mode” right now?

Actually, no! Don’t answer that. I don’t want to know. It would only creep me out more.

Why did I even create this stupid “My Abs” link? I guess I just got the sense that people don’t explore the internet to see the same old stuff over and over. They want to be surprised by things they’ve never seen before. And I’d never been to a website that had “My Abs” in the top navigation (probably for good reason.)

I think people want creativity, the kind that doesn’t come from formulas that robots can reproduce at an unimaginable scale.

Do you still want to see my abs after all that yammering? Or have I sufficiently killed your mood?

Jeez. You’re insatiable.