I’d like to think this whole exchange in which you’ve now clicked to see my abs four times—which is totally weird, by the way—was more interesting (and possibly more fun) than just a simple search where you got what you were looking for, which I’m still not really clear about.

In fact, I’d like to think it suggests that when we go on the internet, we’re often not sure what we want.

What’s that? Less talky, more abs? I hear you loud and clear. I guess you do know what you want.