Damn, this is like the part in Charlie Brown where Lucy keeps pulling the football away and the poor guy ends up flat on his back every…single…time.

Yeah, that always made me feel bad for him, too. Lucy’s kind of a jerk. I don’t want to be Lucy.

Hold on? Did you just trick me into showing my abs because I don’t want to be like Lucy?

Huh. Well played. I don’t like it, but I have to respect it.